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[Jun. 20th, 2005|11:54 am]
Qui-Gon and the Force
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Expounding on a Point Part 1/2


calicokat:
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan might be the most pathetic thing in the history of ever. Qui-Gon? Not with the program. Doesn't even have the program. Was not handed it at the theater door.



So what is it we're seeing again?
I don't know, I think it was called MY life and CAREER and FUTURE.
Oh. How is that one?
I'm going to go die.
What? Come again?



ladyjaida:
Really, now that I think of it, that traumatizing Qui-Gon-skipping Ewri picture is like ... not off the target.

calicokat:
It's really not. He just like.... skips. Through the flowers. And it's not like he doesn't have his own angst. It's just . . . He is not confined by the normal requirements of being a member of society! The only person who understands him is Yoda. And that's pretty bad. Because, I mean, who really understands Yoda?



*spews truisms*
I gotcha.



GIVE ME A HUG.
This doesn't make sense to me.



calicokat:
Spot fucking on. Man, no wonder Obi-Wan's so doomed. And, really, now that I think about it, no wonder, even if Qui-Gon wasn't retcon, he'd completely forget that he was trained by anyone but Yoda.



That was training?
You're incredibly ungrateful.
For WHAT? What did you DO?
You DIED and left me with a PSYCHOPATH.
Well, that's one. Keep going.
I taught you valuable lessons.
Like ... how no one will love me? Ever?
I didn't teach you that.
Like ... how no one will ever give me a hug? Ever?
When did you ever ask for a hug?



[flashback]
GIVE ME A HUG.
This doesn't make sense to me.
[/flashback]



Like ... how you wanted to give THE PSYCHOPATH hugs and not me?
He was cute and powerful.
I HATE YOU.
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[User Picture]From: longtimegone
2005-06-20 05:16 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love you guys. This is exactly what I needed before heading back to the office. <3
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[User Picture]From: liminalliz
2005-06-20 05:20 pm (UTC)
OMG! I LOVE THIS.
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[User Picture]From: adorare
2005-06-20 06:43 pm (UTC)
awesome!
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[User Picture]From: flax
2005-06-20 07:08 pm (UTC)
*chortlechortle* I require Jedi Apprentice books. Seriously. I bet Jude Watson's sales are up plus a billion after this.
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[User Picture]From: cmw_brigid_5501
2005-06-20 10:05 pm (UTC)
This is brilliant and hilarious and it made my day. :D
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[User Picture]From: riverflame
2005-06-20 11:00 pm (UTC)
awww! POOR OBI-WAN! XD Now I want to read these books. (Plus, I like that Qui-Gon gets Yoda but not I-want-a-hug. it's sad. and funny)
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[User Picture]From: _riz
2005-06-22 09:24 pm (UTC)
[flashback]
GIVE ME A HUG.
This doesn't make sense to me.
[/flashback]


AHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha...
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[User Picture]From: elrondio
2005-06-24 11:57 pm (UTC)
Teeeee, I love this so much.
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[User Picture]From: bippimousie
2005-08-05 10:28 pm (UTC)
::tries to keep the giggling to a minimum:: ::fails utterly:: This is JUST what I needed ^^
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