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[Jun. 22nd, 2005|05:15 pm]
Qui-Gon and the Force
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Expounding on a Point Part 2/2


ladyjaida:
I really need to ogle the Jedi Apprentice books and their explanation of the incredible fucked uppedness that is Obi-Wan's childhood.

calicokat:
They really are quick reads. Like 30 minutes. Tops. If you're not interrupted. I'm warning you, bit shoddy, to the extent that if you don't get your hopes up they're that much better. (Ideas, better, maybe, than execution.) They should be rewritten. As adult novels. With Xanatos/Qui-Gon porn. And booze. :D

ladyjaida:
So true. And like. The wangsty Obi-Wan in the background.



*shit happens*

Nobody looooooves me.
Shit is happening. Let's focus on that.
Looooove me.
. . . I'm not getting it. The shit? That's happening?
I need looooooove.
I'm just not understanding you.
I need hugs.
I'm not getting you.
Hugs. With the h and the u and the g and the s.
.... I'm still not getting you.
HUGS. With the ARMS. And the PEOPLE.
.... You'd make a good farmer?



ladyjaida:
http://pics.livejournal.com/calicokat/pic/0000abty Seriously with this picture like ... you THINK they're worried about something in the distance. But ACTUALLY Obi-Wan is having a nervous breakdown because Qui-Gon is touching Anakin.

http://pics.livejournal.com/calicokat/pic/0000bp7r Seriously. Cannot even watch.



You never touched me.
Really, now's not the time.
Like, ever. At all.
This boy is more important than you.
YOU COULD AT LEAST PRETEND.



ladyjaida:
http://pics.livejournal.com/calicokat/pic/0000dkkf There we go. That's the expression.

The look on his face is like "I WANT YOU TO DIE."
It's like "I WANT YOU TO DIE VERY VERY SLOWLY."


Nobody likes me. I'm going to go live in the desert. With the jawas.
... and be a farmer?
NO THAT IS NOT WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
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[User Picture]From: megu
2005-06-22 10:56 pm (UTC)
Your commentary kicks ass. And also, their ears... crack me up.
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[User Picture]From: calicokat
2005-06-23 11:10 am (UTC)
LOL, well, define "good" . . . Basically, most of them are serial parts of one or two long stories, so, the best idea is to sit down and read them straight through. Jude Watson is perpetually less "good" and more "entertaining," but sometimes that's all you need. Plus, as tylergrrls points out, she steals most of her plot ideas from slash fanfiction she's obviously read, which makes the whole thing slightly uncomfortable. I believe Diebin's words were along the lines of "What works for porn doesn't always work for children's books."
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[User Picture]From: wild_huntress
2005-07-10 03:00 am (UTC)
"What works for porn doesn't always work for children's books."

OMG. That is the singular best line ever. Permission to make icons using that phrase? *puppy eyes*

(And not necessarily just Quiforce icons, although while I'm at it I'm going to beg permission to do some of those, too. But the cover for for Jedi Apprentice #8 is just begging to be scanned and made into an icon with that line on it.)
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[User Picture]From: calicokat
2005-07-10 03:10 am (UTC)
But the cover for for Jedi Apprentice #8 is just begging to be scanned and made into an icon with that line on it.

l.m.a.o.

And yes! Feel free, I suppose. Although the credit for that quote would go to tylergrrls. (She was a BNF in a few fandoms in her dark past and has therefore lost all rights to the context of her quotes, anyway! :D) Meanwhile, you may feel free to do whatever you like with quiforce! With credit, please -- and I would love to see what you come up with -- but otherwise, have at!

::scopes your icons:: ...okay, I might need that "emotional cripple" one. X)
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[User Picture]From: tenebris
2005-06-22 11:24 pm (UTC)
*dies laughing*

You know, the more you guys write these, the more I am like OBI-WAN=STAR WARS MOST TRAGIC CHARACTER. EVAH. Of course, if I ever end up writing that Ghost-Qui/Obi first conversation 'fic, there will have to be deleted scenes that resemble these.

No wonder Obi overindulged Anakin so much!
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[User Picture]From: fancyxthat
2005-06-23 01:33 am (UTC)
No wonder he left Anakin to die on Mustafar. He got no love as a padawan. :(

Poor, poor Obi-Wan indeed.
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[User Picture]From: cmw_brigid_5501
2005-06-23 02:17 am (UTC)
This is the most hilarious stuff ever.

Much love for you guys. <3
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[User Picture]From: neotaz
2005-06-23 04:40 am (UTC)
Thanks for making me laugh before I head off to bed.
I will never watch the Phantom Menace the same way again :).
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[User Picture]From: fadagaski
2005-06-23 02:57 pm (UTC)


Obi is loved. As is the guitar.
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[User Picture]From: fadagaski
2005-06-23 02:59 pm (UTC)
Um, the blonde with the guitar is Ewan Obi-Wan. The blue on his knees performing dirty acts on that thrice-damned guitar is David Bowie John Rhys-Meyers.

The guy on the left is a metaphoric representation of every slasher in the world.
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[User Picture]From: _riz
2005-06-23 07:57 pm (UTC)
Seriously with this picture like ... you THINK they're worried about something in the distance. But ACTUALLY Obi-Wan is having a nervous breakdown because Qui-Gon is touching Anakin.

::dies repeatedly::
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[User Picture]From: th_esaurus
2005-06-24 03:50 pm (UTC)
I despair for poor Obi-Wan. I would hug him.

Also these have totally made me start reading the JA series XD
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[User Picture]From: elrondio
2005-06-25 12:01 am (UTC)
*mimblewimbles* This is so darn awesome. I love Obi-Wan, depressed, unnoticed, misunderstood fellow that he is.
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[User Picture]From: elaineofshalott
2005-07-04 02:22 am (UTC)
I like how in the movie-stills we also get Action!Padmé!
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[User Picture]From: miana_dude
2005-07-27 05:30 am (UTC)
Thank you. I now have soda all over my moniter from spewing at from laughing so hard.

This is hilarious. Great job!!!
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[User Picture]From: bippimousie
2005-08-05 10:31 pm (UTC)
The pictures! ::ded::

hahaha!
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